E-Talk

The word 'E' in the title implies an Engineer. I also feel like adding a prefix 'P' before it; symbolizing Poor :) Here goes the epitome of a "PE" routine-

You wake up at 8:00 AM sharp and help yourself to the balcony;grab the copy of the newspaper before your roommate does it which is usually the case :) Hurriedly go through it as if it were a ritual; desultorily going through the sports page and of course not missing that nice pic on the DT upfront. It's already 8:30 by now, you freshen up, gulp a glass of milk down your throat like a devour and you are off on a mission impossible :) A few kilometers away from the office you realise that you have a meeting to attend 1st up with the devil(manager) and you start wondering what all you have been doing over the last 1 week and what all you have not been doing over the last 1 week. Meeting gets over somehow but it seems the week end shall be a busy one :( and to add to the misery you have a B'day party to throw to your gourmet team mates which you have been avoiding for the last 1 month. Post lunch you plant yourself in front of the PC and keep staring at it till the day ends, the day eventually ends at 9:00PM :( and you discover that the devil is not around. The nightmare ends and you go home. You find your room-mate sticking to the idiot box watching IPL with such concentration as if his life depended upon it. To add to the despondency he's just finished a medium sized double Cheese Pizza. Otherwise garrulous he's too diffident in letting me know that he's just finished a bottle of Coke with not a single droplet left in it. An obvious fact is that it's almost a robotic mundane life on week days, come friday and PEs are like blithe birds soaring in the sky. You call up your buddies for a gathering, hang up for a movie in the nearby theatre, in the middle of the movie you get a call from devil number 2(your galfriend:( Now this is getting quiet subjective. "How dare you see that movie with your moron friends after you promised to watch it wid me" And half the time goes in convincing her that it was one of your friends who actually pulled you in as if trying to justify that a grave conspiracy had been planned against you. Next day you find yourself watching the same movie again with her, smiling all the time even when you are not in a mood to do it. Amid all this you also have a devilish friend who keeps haunting you through SMSes even when he's not around. Trust me only 20% of boys have brains and rest have gal-friends ;) That's one of my favorite punchlines, proven fact and my gtalk-status till date. Won't change it till i find a better one. Even though PEs are considered to be very pragmatic people but their idiosyncrasy of falling for stupid girls is still an enigma. Very recent vodafone zoozoo advertisement of international roaming delineating his mental state. Sagacious PEs are like nomadic tribes in Recession. Malls (mostly in the NCR region) flourish simply because they pretend to have a very little time for shopping and ultimately end up spending like proliferates. As i pen down my thoughts the discerning PE is struggling to earn his living because of the factors he has no control on. It used to be a prolific profession until the so called "downturn" occured. Cheer up PEs .... the worst is yet to come ;)